Inventory of Being
We are Writers Unleashed and we’re from East Selkirk Middle School.
We like to write about:
politics (particularly Stephen Harper)
Justin Bieber
monkeys
teddy bears
people
fan-fiction
The Yankees
our lives.
We wish:
fantasy was reality (not all of us wish this)
that Justin Bieber was dead and Stephen Harper too
and we all wish we had our teddy bears with us.
We hate:
bullies
vegetables (that’s just one person’s point of view)
when a favorite pen dies
when someone steals your pen (that’s even worse than when they die)
the Boston Red Sox
when people watch us type
and when they read while you’re writing.
We hate:
When you tell someone to stop and they keep on doing what you said not to do.
When you’re going to say something and then you forget it and it’s not until like, a month later when you remember and then you blurt it out and everyone looks at you like you’re an idiot.
When you have an idea and you don’t have any paper and by the time you get some you can’t remember it anymore.
When you tell yourself something to do and then five seconds later you forget and then someone yells at you because you forgot.
We like:
pandas (even if we’re never met one)
writing
supper (you could call it dinner if you want)
We love:
cinnamon rolls with glazing
(now you’re making me hungry)
Donuts
(this talk of food has caused one of us to temporarily pass out)
When you tell yourself something to do and then you forget but right as you’re supposed to be doing it you remember and then (somehow we lost our train of thought…we think we still love this idea…)
We are Writers Unleashed.
And one of us is running amuck.